Email conversation between Austin and I just now...

Nicole: I'm hungry.
Austin: Me too.
Nicole: Did you eat the Mac & Cheese I made last night?
Austin: No.
Nicole: What did you have then?
Austin: Some soup from my desk
Nicole: Oh. What kind?
Austin: Mushroom Bisque
Nicole: Oh...was it good?
Austin: No. It was not. Tasted like mud with pieces of dead mouse sprinkled in.

cracks me up. He can be SO descriptive sometimes!